Kardashian
A family of plastic ass people who get attention almost everyday 24/7 365 days in a year. Family became famous after one daughter (Kim) released a sex tape.
Kardashian by miiREEEE April 11, 2016
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kardashian: When you deflate enough of the air out of your blow up doll to roll up the upper torso like a tube of toothpaste, leaving nothing but over-inflated buttocks and legs.
He had to kardashian his love doll so he could see less of what he was doing. It was the only way he could get his rocks off.
kardashian by ray leonicus January 5, 2015
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Verb: to become a superstar, simply by virtue of proclaiming oneself a superstar. Oh, and a strategically released sex tape never hurts.
kardashian by mulhollandmaestra July 22, 2011
Kardashian
n: a length of time equivalent to 72 days, in reference to the length of Kim Kardashian's past marriage.
"Man, it's been a Kardashian since I've started dating Kim. Do you think it's time to end it?"
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"I've only had this microwave for a Kardashian and it's already crapped out!"
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"I've only had this microwave for a Kardashian and it's already crapped out!"
Kardashian by Ashton van Helsing November 8, 2011
Kardashian
A female that can only get attention and money by exploiting herself as a bitch or a whore.
Also synonymous with the female mustache.
Also synonymous with the female mustache.
"That girl seems popular, but without her Dads money and the drama all that's left is used meat and a bad attitude."
"Have you seen the kardashian on that girl? It would be like kissing Tom Selleck."
"Have you seen the kardashian on that girl? It would be like kissing Tom Selleck."
Kardashian by Ajota December 31, 2013
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Brian: Hey man, I have a festering sore on my shlong.
Tim: You better get that checked out. Sounds like a Kardashian. You better hope not! I hear those are incurable!
Tim: You better get that checked out. Sounds like a Kardashian. You better hope not! I hear those are incurable!
KARDASHIAN by BoweryButcher January 1, 2016