Kaleia

Kaleia is the most nicest person when they want to be as long as you don't get on their bad side. They can help you through the toughest time and will be their for you. They are loyal,true and sometimes petty. Kaleia's are beautiful and trust worthy to anyone. Kaleia's can make a great best friend and will spoil their best friend at any COST.

OMG,is that my best friend kaleia over there.

by Foodisbaeforlife March 15, 2017

kalomazing

Performing the sexual act of masturbation while wearing a bear costume.

'Oh my god babe, im kalomazing all over the place'

by tizzingallovertheplace August 8, 2023

Dirty kalem

One sexy mother fucker who likes when there girl takes control and is more dominant than him. He likes being cuffed and slapped around but when he takes matters into his own hands he will rip u apart like how a lion devours it’s prey.

Bro I just finished with that dirty kalem, man it was a night to remember.

by A pee pee scared user July 21, 2021

Kalena

One Independent girl.Not the prettiest flower in the garden but sure is the best. Very intelligent and can sing better than most people. Loves to dance big fan of animals and making new friends. Is more of a winter person an usually has very gorgeous eyes. Most Kalena's have acne because they like to run and don't sweat often and that turns ito bacteria. Kalena's are very romantic and will do anything for her loved ones. Most commonly a female name. Almost everyone would love to tap her. She flirts often but never notices it Kalena's are very seductive and can make almost anyone fall in love with her. Loves to make friends and loves it when she has a serious relationship with a boy she really like or loves! She is also usually very smart and a badass!

Max: Damn look at that Kalena girl I hope she likes me!

Chris: Nah man she's too god for any of us!

Kalena: Hi Chris hi Max whatcha talkin bout?

Max: you.

Kalena:oh really? What about me?

Max: I know your gonna say no but wanna go out?

Kalena: Umm, YEA TOTALLY!!!

by emoKisses13XxXx December 18, 2010

Kalman

To Kalman is to manipulate language in both an unusual but effective way.

Last night i asked Dave who that old king of England was and he totally kalmaned when he said "oh right it was i don't give a fuck"

by Christopher Trout June 6, 2011

kalimah

is the most loving person. Kalimah's are the best people to hang around.

kalimah is the Best loving person. Kalimah's are the best people hang around.

by kalimahs October 23, 2020

kalmar union

The Kalmar Union was when the entire Nordic region (Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland, and Greenland) was ruled under one monarchy from Denmark. The Swedes were the first to break away (as well as the Finns, but at the time Finland was under Sweden's rule) because Denmark kept going into random wars, and the Swedes were getting upset because the wars were frequent and rather pointless. Norway left after Sweden, leaving only Iceland with Denmark. But Iceland eventually broke away from Denmark too. So now Denmark is forever alone. Sucks for them.

Person 1: Why do we have to learn about the Kalmar Union in History class?
Person 2: Because it was a very major and important part of Scandinavian history. It made those countries what they are today.

by Ho Lee Crap September 26, 2013