KABLAYUM

Pronounced : Kab-laa-yum
Emphasise : Kab-Laaaaa-yum or Kab-la-yuuuum

For ultimate effect: KAAAB-LAAAAA-YUUUUUM!!!

An aggressive expression used during the act of successfully annihilating an opponent. Usually this act consists of close combat with either a shotgun or a melee attack directed at the face. Can be applied to other forms of combat if used with enough enthusiasm.

Situation: You walk into a room, theres a guy with some kind of heavy assault rifle, you have a shotgun with one bullet and blow his face off while shouting "KABLAYUM!" .

by Rageahaulica March 18, 2011

Kalam

A Kalam can be a very nice and kind person but if you treat a Kalam wrong it will take him time to recover. A Kalam can be the most sweetest boyfriends in the world and he wont stop liking a girl until he has that girl in his arms. Kalam's can be great best friends but some times he just needs some time to think by him self. if you have a Kalam as your boyfriend or even just a friend keep him close and don't let go because one day you will need him to be by your side. A Kalam is really helpful and its nice sometimes just to sit there and tell him all your emotions.

"Kalam and I are friends again, i'm so happy" - Kalam's best friend
"i never thought he would forgive you," - Kalam's not so kind friend

"Just get to know him and you wont be able to live without him" - Kalam's best friend.

by Danielle Wonder September 11, 2018

Kablamo

Another way of saying something is cool, (made popular by TLI www.thelonelyisland.com in the movie entitled "White Power") because they are cool. no pun intended. Another variation of KABLAMO by Ardy is JAMMERRIFIC.

Jorm: "I made you some pottery!"
Kiv, Ardy: "Not Ka-blamo!"
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so if something isn't cool, you just say:
"That's so NOT ka-blamo!"
or just "Not Kablamo" as above.
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If something is cool, for example eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, you would say:
"That's kablamo!"

by ComeOnDownTo April 15, 2006

Kablackistan

Term used to describe a location that is either remote, worthless or located in the Middle East. The reference to the Middle East is in light of that fact that every third country there ends in "stan".

"Drive three hours to go to a party? Where the fuck is it? Kablackistan?"
"This town is a piece of shit, we might as well be in Kablackistan."
-"My buddy in the Marines is goin overseas in a couple weeks."
-"Oh yeah? Where to?"
-"Kablackistan or some shit"

by Dusted Up October 21, 2007

kalamangus

A new way to say git gud or end an word battle.

*Someone playing CS:GO*
A. Yo wtf y u hack
B. KALAMANGUS
A. Wtf u weird my dude

by Ramenality January 22, 2019

kablastafucked

intoxicated beyond all recognition

Last night I got totally kablastafucked.

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Kalamvokis

A man who can properly demonstrate how an engine works

Person A: See that guy at the lab bench?
Person B: The one wearing the blue patriots shirt?
Person B: Yeah. Kids a kalamvokis...He really knows how an engine works
Guy at lab bench: *Opens and closes the lab bench drawers repeatedly*

by balconypro May 18, 2011