Juno

1. To accidentally get a teenage girl pregnant.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.

Ex 1. "Dude, I'm totally screwed. I junoed my girlfriend!"

Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"

Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."

by Public Masturbater June 06, 2010

Juno

A Golden Globe nominated film about a teenage girl that gets pregnant by her best friend; an extremely smart, witty dark comedy with a slighly cliched ending. A wonderful movie, nonetheless.

Juno stars Ellen Page and superCUTE Michael Cera.

by Kirbiet December 30, 2007

Juno

1. An emotional response containing a mixture 'furor' (mindless passion) and being Livid.

The word derives from the Goddess Juno/Hera - in relation to the Epic Poem, The Aeneid.

2. to juno - to have an extreme vendetta against someone because they implicitly called you ugly

1. She was described as being "likened to Juno"

2. I was ready to go all Juno on everyone's asses

by TheRealZeus March 10, 2011

Juno

An old school internet service provider that was very popular back in the early 90s.

"Do people even use Juno anymore?"

by Purple Bear May 11, 2008

Juno

The Roman goddess of marriage (sense any irony you Juno movie lovers?)In Greek mythology you know her as Hera aka Zeus's wife. And if you didn't know Hera got cheated on a lot by Zeus and his player like ways since he hooked up with other goddesses and even mortals (gasp).

the Roman wife asked Juno to help save her marriage.

by madgirl92 February 19, 2009

Juno

Juno is a combination of the words "you" and "know", is most commonly used as slang by Caucasian people trying to sound cooler than they actually are.

"Juno my friend Brandyn is a total tool"

"Juno I want a new iPod."

"Anyone know where to get a burrito at 3am, because juno I want one"

by Capton Jack April 27, 2010

Juno

A non-derogatory term for a high level woman who is Goddess-like, enlightened, empowered, spiritual, successful, confident, stands in her own power, and makes so much money from her talents that she appears to "print" her own money. A Juno slays in her business, transcends convention, isn't afraid to own her feminine sexual nature, and elevates every woman she meets. Her mindset is one of gratitude, profit, and positivity. The word "money" derives from the latin feminine "moneta" which was the second name of the Roman Goddess Juno Moneta. The Temple of Juno Moneta was an ancient Roman temple where Roman coins were first minted.

Beyonce is a total Juno.
Who wants to be a boss bitch when you could be a Juno?

by SisterGoddessKateBailey February 02, 2020