janky hoopty

A crappy car. POS broken down redneck truck.

Damn look at that janky hoopty!

by Jaycob February 9, 2008

B Janky

B Janky gives a modern twist to the traditional word blow job. Mostly used as a verb and can also be used in past tense by using the word B Jank'd

Example 1

Guy 1 : "Yo, Tim was being such a beef pirate last night. He snatched my roast beef right outta my hands!"

Guy 2 : "Yeah I know, but he ended up getting a B Janky from Sarah!"

Example 2

Guy 1 : "Sarah totally bjank'd Tim."

Guy 2 : "I heard, but I thought Tim was a butt pirate!?"

by Jimbott July 29, 2009

janky bitch

a person of low or questionable moral character; person who lacks judgement, is impulsive, irritating or otherwise unpleasant; exhibits behavior that could only be described as "sad"

Hey did you watch that episode of nanny 911?

Yes! That janky bitch Roxanne was crazy!!!

by Mannymote April 15, 2012

junky

A person hopelessly addicted to a controlled substance.

Rush Limbaugh

by DarkMinistry October 26, 2003

Jankyville

1) The state from which jankiness is derived.

2) When using a non-Division 1 office product that is janky, you are currently in the State of Jankyville.

3) The place you find yourself when everyone around you is a complete fuck-up and nothing is working properly.

4) A very good football play.

Tim is in Jankyville because his computer isn't working properly.

by Football GA October 20, 2006

janky fried

Deep frying something without an actual deep fryer. Just using a pan and some oil over a stove. Not conducive to grease fires.

"I janky fried some turkey for my sandwich."

by Mikhail Anton June 26, 2009

Outrage Junky

A person on the internet, usually a social media platform, who is addicted to the endorphin hit received from being outraged. Outrage junkies often invent or find trivial things to be outraged over in order to get their fix.

This outrage junky on twitter was making death threats at me because I wore a woollen sweater in a photo

by LemonySnickets March 19, 2020