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jaffa

fuck ye, ye jaffa bastard!
by em. July 21, 2005
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jaffa: a servent to the goa'uld on the sci-fi series, stargate sg-1 and in the movies, stargate the ark of truth and stargate continuum. they have a symbol on their heads representing their gods, and they have infant goa'ulds in their stomachs with an opening, when the infant goa'uld grows up, it will go into a human host, and the jaffa will need a new symbiote or die. but the sgc found a cure call tretonin in the episode "cure" that was maid out off symbiotes and gave people short lives. with help from the tok'ra the scg developed a better tretonin that rid the jaffa of symbiotes.
that guy over there is a jaffa
by alyjohn April 21, 2009
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Jaffa Snatch

by Jamesrjbh October 15, 2018
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Soggy Jaffa Cake

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.
"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."
by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008
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jaffa

(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.
I hear he's a jaffa


You fucking jaffa!
by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004
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A human slave who incubates a Goa'uld larva in his chest. The Jaffa serve as the army of the Goa'uld.
"Jaffa, kree!"
by Teal'c June 13, 2003
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Jaffa

A sponge cake with plain chocolate and a smashing orangy bit.
I never share my jaffa cakes

Hands off my jaffas!
by Lemmiwinks December 30, 2004
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