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Jaffeeed

The process of being seduced by the charm and wit of a Jaffe resulting in some type of sexual exchange.
Person #1: Damn all those girls hooked up with that one guy.
Person #2: Yeah! They just got fucking Jaffeeed!
by Jason Jaffe January 3, 2011
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Jaffar

Means "stream" in Arabic. This was the name of the brother of Ali, the fourth caliph, who was killed fighting against Byzantium in the 7th century. According to tradition, he later appeared to the Prophet Muhammad in the form of an angel.
by Man4U December 16, 2008
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jaffa flaps

a females flappage situated at the rear of the vagina.
Because they resemble the half eaten orange center of a jaffa cake.
darling would you please get your jaffa flaps out of my face!!
by Simon Worlock August 29, 2006
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Laptop Jaffa

A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region.
Pass me the cushion, I don't wanna be no Laptop Jaffa!
by Aidy_is September 30, 2008
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jaffa cake

the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM
woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?

woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!
by cynthia_s July 13, 2006
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jaffa cock

Jaffa cock was first used to describe a person with ginger pubic hair, it originated in winchester (southern england) jaffa - from jaffa cakes
by Dan.c June 29, 2006
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Fanny jaffle

A threesome. Sex involving three people - two of which are female. A jaffle is an Australian term for a sealed toasted sandwich. To be sandwiched between two fannies.
You wouldn't believe this guy - he's a social retard but he's had a least three fanny jaffles.
by Brown Dog April 8, 2007
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