by Robert James November 20, 2003
Get the Jowel mug.Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.
1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.
2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.
2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.
by MuttyD May 25, 2007
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Get the Pussy Jowels mug.State of being in control. Acting as a mother hen the majority of ones life. Usually very tall in height and likes to wear multiple head bands.
Quit being such a Jonnelle, I can make my own decisions!
Hi, I'm Jonnelle. Want to go save the trees?
Hi, I'm Jonnelle. Want to go save the trees?
by Lucky Lui June 7, 2007
Get the Jonnelle mug.Anyone who has compassion beyond compare and somehow ended up with everyone being their friend. They are very stern when it comes to making the right decision, sometimes when it's not even their own choice. Everyone goes to them for advice, so that's probably the reason why nobody hates them.
Person 1: "Man, I'm having trouble choosing between A and B."
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"
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