jovoes

religious freaks who think it funny to fool you into reading liturature with dylon song titles only for you to realise that they are boring nutters with fuck all else better to do

dont answer the door love there are fucking jovoes out there

by lolipop June 18, 2006

Jovohn

A guy who might not be the smartest but has a greasy sausage ;). He also twerks very well. Often nicknamed, Jovohn sexy. This guy gets all the hoes and loves to eat hot Cheetos. He is all about that twerk game!!

Man I want to become just like Jovohn and get my tweet game up?

by Vernox September 15, 2016

jovonnie

Jovonnie is the tyler of woman who leaves a first impression of a very warm hearted bubbly and fun loving personality. Jovonnie can be extremely dramatic but think they are always right even if they know they aren’t. Once you betray a Jovonnie or even make a Jovonnie a little angry they will probably never forgive and hold that grudge on you forever. Jovonnie’s tend to act out in rage and lack a sense of respect or maturity when it comes down to an argument. Jovonnies are also very charming which they can use to manipulate their friends/ significant other. All in all jovonnnies are bad news.

Zach: yo did you see what Jenny posted on Twitter?
Emily: oh yes she totally pulled a Jovonnie!

by H55555 March 13, 2018

Milla Jovovich

When you wear a strap-on dildo just so that it protrudes from your nipple and then you use that dildo to fuck a girl in the pussy.

I gave that chick last night a Milla Jovovich she will never forget.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Jovonny

An Idiot That Rages All The Time For No Fucking Reason And Calls Hacks On Every Gamer That Ever Played In This Universe BTW Is That A Scar?!

JOVONNY: OMG, HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HACKER JUST ONE SHOOT ME WITH A BURST!?

by Asslicker 1324 May 18, 2018

Jovon

A guy who is very manipulating a liar and cheater. Be carful with a jovon they’ll date you for a year or two and say they love you without meaning it. It takes jovons along time to realize what they have, they will eventually come around and try to last with you but I wouldn’t hold my breath if I was you. Jovons have a loving and good side there creative and very athletics, if you have the patience to wait on a jovon till he’s ready for a relationship it’s work it. They often have a lot of bodies and are very freaky doesn’t matter the time place or where he’s down to do whatever. Don’t underestimate a jovon there’s a good and bad side to them you jus have to see the good in them.

Girl: he cheated on me I can’t believe it, he said he wouldn’t hurt me
Girl2: hmm he must be a jovon then

by Maymay_<3 February 21, 2021

jovocano

one who consumes eggs

"myst wants to pull a jovolcano"

by Volo January 25, 2003