Cock jousting

To move at high velocity towards someone with your penis erect and pointing towards them in hopes of knocking them out.

Joe practiced cock jousting on his girlfriend but missed and impaled his cat instead.

by Tastee January 28, 2004

Boner Jousting

A sport where two guys get raging boners and run at each other with their boners sticking out. As in medieval jousting, the two guys ram each other with their boners in an attempt to either draw his opponets blood, or to break his opponents boner in half. In correspondence with the IBJA (International Boner Jousting Organization), a case of limp dick will result in an automatic disqualification. Can be used as a means of competition in mating or just for drunken fun.

Pat- "so whatd you guys do this weekend?"
Bennett- "oh i hung out with my girlfriend, whatd you do?"
Pat- "me and my bro got bored so we decided try out boner jousting. It was crazy he cock slapped me so hard i got a concussion, just look at the sweet bruise he gave me"
Bennett- "fag"

by EN May 1, 2006

joshtin

the rumoured homosexual relationship between Joshua (JC) Chasez and Justin Timberlake of *NSYNC fame. Joshtin comes from the first names of both men.

L: so what do you think about all that slash stuff on the net?
M: it's cool, real sexy, especially joshtin

by magz April 24, 2005

clam jousting

When two lesbians get together for some action and rub their vagina's together. IE: The lady's clams have a good old tussle

by Aldo May 28, 2003

organic jousting

a little bit of man on man action

those two dudes were organic jousting in the bathroom penis dick gay dudes brokeback

by dave and the big green June 19, 2010

mushroom jousting

When two people mount onto fully erect men and have them charge at each other. Normally the first person to dismount, or if their ride softens is the looser.

Tom and Max were mushroom jousting on the beach.

by shaffinhime July 14, 2017

Gay Jousting

You and a Homie 69 trying to make the other person throw up. First one to barf is the loser/Gay. 👺

Yo homie wanna gay joust at my place tonight?

Aye I just won that Gay Jousting competition in Indiana.

Me and the homies were Gay Jousting yesterday and a load came out my nose.

by Koolman32 March 30, 2019