the most amazing person, a great guy to date. very loving and caring. also skinny like a spaghetti noodle
I love you josh
by mybfcumsinsocks August 03, 2019
by good old dumb April 12, 2022
n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.
1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
by Mike_Rotch October 05, 2010
- choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.
Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try.
Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.
Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.
by writteningasoline March 26, 2010
the act of waiting until a girl is asleep and proceeding to masturbate until completion and ejaculating on the girl
by Bukkake King Jr. February 28, 2013
a man as white as a ghost, looks like a very tall Q-tip that is done cleaning someones ear, he can not take a joke but likes to make them. he is very mean sometimes and does not understand how to talk to a human being. likes playing video games and likes wearing unfashionable clothing
by thatonekidnextdoor May 23, 2017