Jork

A half ass jerk that can’t get their shit together enough to be a full as jerk.

Joes a hater but he can’t string a sentence together to save his life. What a Jork.

by Luckyjack May 4, 2021

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Jork injection

When you want to get a ugly girl pregnant without putting your Willy in her so you jork it until your ectoplasm is on the floor and you suck it up with a syringe and squirt your cum out of the syringe into her vagina

Bro I want to get this ugly girl pregnant so badly so I pulled off the Jork injection

by Studje creators friend February 3, 2025

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Jork Drag

Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.

If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.

JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)

'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'

'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'

Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'

by JD_Master March 21, 2025

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jorked

Usually being of male gender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.

1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.

by Burnski March 31, 2008

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straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits

i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits

by Mlum April 15, 2024

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