Jork Drag

Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.

If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.

JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)

'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'

'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'

Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'

by JD_Master March 21, 2025

Jorking

Someone musturbating their penar

“I was jorking my penar in my room last night to the mannequin leg”

by Moe lester hugh Janus May 17, 2025

Jork

A half ass jerk that can’t get their shit together enough to be a full as jerk.

Joes a hater but he can’t string a sentence together to save his life. What a Jork.

by Luckyjack May 4, 2021

Jork Stick

Jork Stick - a males genitals specifically referring to his penis.

Yo you seen Mila last night she went crazy on my Jork stick!

by SaucedKing August 7, 2024

straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits

i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits

by Mlum April 15, 2024

Jorking

When one is in a stripped club and is thoroughly enjoying themselves

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

by The Educator of Memes July 23, 2024

Jorking

Another term for “Jerking”. Jorking is essentially the same as Jerking, where a male masterbates using his hand and strokes his thingaling until he reaches his climax.

“I got one hand in warm mayonnaise and the other on my one eyed snake, just jorking it”

by Wallis West May 30, 2024