Jork

Shortened version of meme character John Pork. Usually paired with a character named Gilgamesh.

“Yo dude I just finished writing my book!”
“Nice! What’s the title?”
“The adventures of Jork and Gilgamesh, it’s going to be epic!”

by PCtheGOD February 22, 2025

Jork

The perfect balance between walking, talking and jogging

My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork

by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023

straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits

i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits

by Mlum April 15, 2024

Jorking it

The act of masturbating violently and excessively anywhere/everywhere.

"Dude, Samuel was jorking it mid-class yesterday

by ZazaMoney$$$ March 25, 2025

Jorked

In short to be jorked is to be insanely cool. It is generally used in an exclamation after seeing someone do something wild.

Wow he's totally jorked off his rocker.

by gingertimelord February 2, 2023

jork

The act of jerking ur penis in a comical sense.

I’m literally jorking in my jeans right now.

by jorking.it.rn April 28, 2024

Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by an insurgent and they jork your shit with alcohol till it peels and then keep going till it bleeds.

"My boy Terry got Chinese Jork Tortured by his Ex, his meat was raw gang 😭😭"

by Lil Jork March 3, 2025