Jonas 

A really handsome and funny guy who will absolutely shred you in war with his massive cock. You find a Jonas and he will rock everyone’s shit and cum all over you. He has the biggest cock out of all gods and humans you are lucky to ever be friends with a guy like Jonas.

“Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with Jonas, but I can’t confront her or I’ll get beat up by his massive fucking cock.

Jonas by JOGUS December 28, 2020

Jonas 

Life its self, also the new god.

Jonas is life, or oh my jonas!

Jonas by Minaa April 23, 2008

Jonas 

Derived from Yonah (Hebrew meaning "Dove" or Sign of God, and also means 'The Doer') and translated through the Greek Ionas to the present Jonas. The Lithuanian name Jonas was independently derived from the name 'John' which means either a client of prostitutes or a device you sit on to crap.

Also a namesake book in the old testament depicting a prophet's involuntary ingurgitation by gigantic marine wildlife as part of a divine motivational technique program.

Also a reason for screaming adolescent girls to wet their drawers, and for lame rock bands to write mediocre songs in sappy 3/4 time signatures.

(The Doer) "You see that girl, I'd like to Jonas."
(The Dove) (In the shower( "Honey, do we have another bar of Jonas under the sink?"
(Sign of God) "I neglected to read the Jonas on the freeway and missed my exit to the Billy Graham talk."

Jonas by JonasOfToronto April 29, 2009

Jonas 

A uncommon name.
Although now commonly used in band names.

Often mispelled or misunderstood

Me: You listen to that song by Weezer? Its called My Name Is Jonas
You: Wtf?

In-And-Out worker: What is your name?
Jonas: Jonas
In-And-Out worker: Jones...Joe?, your order is ready!

Jonas by MyNameIsJonas August 14, 2006

Jonas 

Jonas has the ass that will make you go insane for the rest of your entire fucking life. He may be a little toxic, but if he isn't toxic to you, you know he is a keeper. Jonas makes you go insane in the membrane, and insane in the brain, whether you are a boy or a girl. This guy is a keeper, because you know he has a stack of whole milk whenever you need it. But what a faggot

Jonas is such a hottie, it's too bad that he isn't single

Jonas by Penis Lover 212 April 15, 2019

Jonas 

The name given to a widely popular boy-band who have billions of screaming and crying over-fanatic fans. Usually used in the tween group expressions.

"Oh My Jonas"

Jonas by Ohh, JB LOVE. March 21, 2009

jonas 

faggot gay ass bitch

jonas is a gay ass faggot

jonas by jonas is gay February 18, 2020