jolazo

Def 1: (n) – A brilliantly lashed ball that finds the back of the net to end a scoring drought in dramatic fashion.

Def 2: (n) – Any goal struck by Hull City and UMSNT striker Josmer Altidore

(ex: Big Jeezy, Hull City v. Manchester City 2.6.10)

Big Jeezy knocked home his first EPL jolazo against Manchester City.

by Jan Venegoor of Hesselink March 9, 2010

Joltage

What you feel when working on electrical components but forget to turn off the power

I got a lot of joltage when I re-wired my lamp!

by Eric1675 September 20, 2017

Jobars

In game when you jump off the map, hiccup or have no idea what you're doing.

Person 1: Dude I pulled a Jobars.

Person 2: Thats a feels bad Mate.

by Up thinking at 3am June 22, 2018

Jolanda

Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.

Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!

Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!

by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018

La Jolla

An expensive yet beautiful area of San Diego. Has a great beach with water warm enough to swim in; great for surfing. Houses and apartments tend to be extremely expenisve, so its better to just visit. And, its pronounced "La Hoy-a", so get right, losers.

La Jolla has the best beach ever!

by JM11 June 19, 2008

Jola

Jola is a very beautiful girl.She likes very much to do and learn new things.Jola never likes the random things in life and so she is all the time in searching for new and beautiful things.She loves to travel and to explore new places.She is a very positive person and a goodhearted girl.Jola loves art and she is rised on a family of artists.She is in love with the magic of antiquity.Jola is a fashion lover.She likes to wear beautiful and fashion stuffs.She can be a very good make up artist.Jola knows to sing.In her dreams she is a very famous singer.She has a baby face and skin and she likes this very much.She has a face that make her a very special girl.She is so beautiful.She is a really sexy blonde girl.She is loved exactly for who she is.She doesn’t need to compare herself with others because she is All the time better than anyone.For this reason many times people get jealous for her beauty and her lifestyle.She know who she is and for this reason she is a confident girl.She belives in herself so there is anybody that can get her down.

I want to be like Jola

by yoursd October 6, 2017

JoLaine

JoLaine is the funniest, nicest, most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She can brighten any room she walks into! She's bubbly and cute and sexy all at the same time. Her personality is so unique, she can make and impact on your life with only meeting her once. You will never forget her and you will find yourself craving her presence. JoLaine does a small wall up when it comes to romance, but once you knock it down you will regret ever losing her.

"Dude, you're so lucky, she is such a JoLaine."

by SumsumNORTH February 17, 2017