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Kai Johnson

A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.
That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...
by JJTheDude June 10, 2019
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Johnston Scholar

A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.
"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."
by oldee worldee June 20, 2019
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Ron Johnson

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.
"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."
by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020
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hippy johnson

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."
"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."
by Jude-O November 5, 2017
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Speaker Mike Johnson

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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Kirk Johnson

One man. Two hands. One Ass. Kirk Johnson.

Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.
That hole is as big as Kirk Johnson's
by KJ2010 November 21, 2010
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Ligma Johnson

A way of saying lick my penis - Ligma (lick my) Johnson (Johnson aka penis)
I am Rahul Ligma, this is Daniel Johnson. CNBC: "Story of Ligma Johnson. "
by Rahul Ligma October 29, 2022
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