Rick: Dude did you see that kid at the mall yesterday!
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !
by Heyitzmebria March 25, 2017
a multi faced person who will always confuse you, is tan tall and has a huge dick. John will please you in any way possible if you let him
by johnmononononononono August 14, 2018
by v r o December 14, 2017
John is a guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings. John is also someone who has anger issues and when he is angry you do not want to mess with him or you could end up hurt and when that happens you you would never want to be near him ever again and if you get on his good side he will be nice just don't make him angry.
by the man 22343 November 22, 2018
john is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. he is kind and caring. he is tall and handsome and most likely plays football. he has light brown skin, beautiful, chocolatey brown eyes, and long redish brown hair. he gives the best piggy back rides, the best hugs, and the best kisses. he gives you his hoodies, and lets u sit on his lap. he may be shy at first but he warms up pretty quickly. if you have a john in your life keep him and marry him. you will not regret it. and if your bond with him broke, try to fix it because he will brighten up your life. (i know this from experience <3)
by xx0pearl0xx November 16, 2019
the weirdest most confusing person you will ever meet when he's talking he will just stop at any random time,he has very large penis ,has a friend whos name is anynomous who jacks off a lot. john is also a man whore,black hair never wears shoes, his mood changes easily,short,never matches,hairy arms, very sexy and other guys are jealous, oh yeah did i mention his big dick,and he can not describe anything worth a shit becaus he always says things like thingymabob an thingymajig, oh and he has a huge penis
dude 1: what was that huge crash and scream i heard
john:oh the thingymabob did that one thing at the thingymajig at that one time with those people
john:oh the thingymabob did that one thing at the thingymajig at that one time with those people
by njhn vissser June 13, 2011