Johann

A dude that is 181cm tall, bad at fortnite but better than Alden. This two dudes never ever, as a team, get victory royal. Not kind, maybe the worst two guys on earth. But better than Marcus!

Johann is better than Marcus.

by I know you johann July 25, 2018

Johann

When a white man can dance as well or better than a black man.

"Shit look at that honkey, that milk toast's a johann."

by 8bitlover January 26, 2009

Johann

A teen that rejects life. A Johann is the most emo person you will meet. It is scary.

Johann always sneaks out on those dark nights.

by A smart child May 7, 2018

Johann

Johann is that one friend that will never be a friend. He learned communication from his diplomat dad, but has plans to use it with the worst purpose. He also likes to cut something. I highly recommend not talking to any Johann if you enjoy being alive.

- Do you know what happened to Michael ?
- I heard he met Johann the other day.
- Oh no, that's terrifying !

by Yuxraal May 27, 2023

Johann

Johann is so fantastic. He’s very confident and extroverted but he’s also gentle and understanding. He is a wonderful boyfriend and takes the time to make you feel cared for and valued. He has fabulous hair and is very short. His dance moves will make you laugh but not as hard as his dad jokes will. If you have a johann as a friend, you’re very lucky. He will always care for you and is a rather sensitive person despite his confidence.

Person 1: who is that person dressed as a flamingo?
Person 2: oh that’s just Johann
Person 1: why?!
Person 2: it’s Friday of course!

by TurkeyTuesday June 2, 2022

Johanne

Johanne is the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so sweet and helpful, and typically very good at cooking. She’s also strong and adventurous. Her humor is beyond compare, and she’ll make you laugh for hours. She has many friends as she is very nice and welcoming. If you have a Johanne in your life, you have been blessed.

“Johanne is so beautiful”

“She sure is”

by The wisest1234 March 8, 2021

Johann

He is the type of person who does exceptionally great with his grades especially Math. With his name taken from the famous musician Johann Sebastian Bach, he also loves to sing and make music and is hell, so good at it. Johann also likes making artworks and loves art. Johann may seem all goofy and hilarious, but deep inside he really is sensitive and has a soft-spot just for his closest friends. Once you have a Johann, never let go of him; he's truly a keeper.

He's such a Johann! I'm gonna Johann him forever!

by John's Sword August 10, 2019