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jackaholic

One who is seduced greatly by the whiskey named Jack Daniels. Sometimes refers to the liquor as his/her husband.
Girl1: Holy moley, someone slept with my husband before I did! His cap is loose!
Girl2: You're such a jackaholic. (glug, glug, glug)
by cheeb January 28, 2003
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jockass

A jock who is also an ass.
Captain of the ______ team, AND a manwhore? What a jockass!
by UDaVoid September 22, 2007
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jockamo

A term used to describe something, or someone great, usually with the predisposition of a Stoney excitment.

The term for the lighting designer of the Grateful Dead
Well Jockamo Feenahey, When did you get here?

Jackamo Feenahey
by Jockamo Feenahey October 28, 2006
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jockafied

when you bust somone out our somone gets beat down owned pawned powned or e.t.c.
tay tay says:oh snap ray ray and june bug fightin

theotis says: look junebug got his tail beat that roach got jockafied
by sidekick2 August 26, 2009
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Jockanese Breakfast

Jockanese Breakfast: Pronounced "(/dʒɑkənɛs/'bɹɛkfəst/ )" is a typical Scottish dish usually served in place of a typical British fry up. It is most commonly found in the anvil of the British Empire aka Glesga aka GLASGOW and is the only thing that unites Rangers fans and Celtic fans.

A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.
"HO, hae ye seen mah bus ticket? am needin' it tae gang tae jobcentre tae git mah bru sae ah kin git mah jockanese breakfast doon me"
by Champagne SOYcialist October 19, 2021
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jockshang

a stupid or hillbilly-like person
"look at that jockshang sitting on his porch about to shoot that deer!"
by lightpost202 November 29, 2005
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Jackaholic

Someone who is skilled in the drinking of large quanitities of Jack Daniels, usually in an Alcoholic mannor.

see Jackism.
Man 1: Dude, you need to cut down on drinking jack...

Man 2: i would, but I'm a Jackaholic. It's a life choice, really.
by FroogleApollo April 2, 2009
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