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to impress jodie foster

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."
by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008
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jocel

Someone who is awesome but quiet at times. A person that shows craziness throughout life and is hard to get to know, but when you do you won't regret it.
Do you Know Jocel, she's crazy!
by Blossom June 8, 2014
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Jocelyn

The funniest, most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Very giggly. She will always make you feel like the king of the world, and you always want to be around her. Although short, she makes up for it by her huge personality. She will help you out during the best and the worst of times, just because shes an incredible person like that :) If you're lucky enough to date a Jocelyn, make her feel loved if you don't and she leaves you, you'll regret just like I do. Be warned, she is very easy to fall in love with!! :)
Boy: Dude, Have you seen Jocelyn today?
Boy 2: Yes, she's looking more beautiful than usual.
by lher31 January 2, 2015
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joie de vivre

a delight in being alive; keen, carefree enjoyment of living. Hearty or carefree enjoyment of life. A love of life. From French, meaning “joy of living.”

Joie de vivre, as one scholar has written, "can be a joy of conversation, joy of eating, joy of anything one might do… And joie de vivre may be seen as a joy of everything, a comprehensive joy, a philosophy of life.
she loves to travel the world, dance wildly and have many lovers... she genuinely is a joie de vivre
by 805amanda August 10, 2007
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Jocelyn

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet she is without a doubt the light at the end of the tunnel once you meet her she will be all you can ever think about she will be the apple of your eye even if she isn't yours you will be willing to do anything just have the opportunity to hold her in your arms jealousy will overcome you the second you see her with someone else if you ever get the chance to make her yours don't waste you will undoubtedly regret it for the rest of your life because there may be thousands of girls but none will be as perfect ass her
-wow man I've never seen you like this
- its Jocelyn man she's just perfect
- well you better hurry before someone takes her
- you know it
by Lil teddy April 10, 2013
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Jocelyn

Jocelyn is a beautiful girl, even though she considers herself ugly. She's really kind, loving and smart. She could be your Best Friend. She's a great person to talk to. She's always there for you. She's respectful and comforting. She'll be there to help you, in any sort of mood you are. She'll calm you down if you're upset. When you have a problem, you should really talk to her. She's also forgiving. She's also pretty shy, though. She's a really good friend. She's cool.
I NEED JOCELYN!!!!!!!!!!!
by RandomChild1232432323 May 22, 2018
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Fog Jockey

A man/woman with no whip. They rode in on the fog so to speak.
Bro: "Hey gurl, you wanna go out Saturday night?"
Gurl: “You picking me up on your bike? Hell no, I aint going out with no fog jockey!”
by Whistlestick July 8, 2018
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