jizzaphobe

A germaphobe or person who is obsessed with cleanliness specifically as it relates to jizz. Their worst fear is touching something that someone may have jizzed on.

D: I was going to put my apartment on Airbnb, but then I thought better of it. I mean, who knows, they could jizz all over the place and I'd never know.

K: Dude, you're such a jizzaphobe.

by kayteesal April 15, 2016

jizznat

jizznat is just another word for stuff

ex.
"What are you up to tonight?"
"I dunno, drinkin' and all the other jizznat that goes along with it."

by sam April 10, 2005

jizzlap

When a chick is blowing a dude and quickly realizes that he has no intention of reciprocating, she yanks her head up when he cums. Then, when he has jizz all over himself, the girl scoops some up in her hand and slaps it on the nearest wall, to remain there probably forever, since most guys would never bother washing a wall.

When Jenny's selfish boyfriend Randall was about to shoot his load in her mouth, she decided to pull her head up and jizzlap it on his bedroom wall.

by Jessus H. Zachrist July 19, 2005

Jizznackered

Fatigue and aching in rotator cuff from repetive motion. A pain so intense the shoulder is barely functional. A term used on an an assembly line at auto assembly plant.

Rusty, I gotzta go the the plant hospital my shoulder be jizznackered, Dr. Linn tell me for sure.

by cheech393 July 21, 2008

Jizznackered

Sudden pain in the rotator cup from repetitive motion. A intense shoulder pain rendering the limb usually inoperable. A term commonly used on an automobile assembly line.

Ziggy: What's the hold up Cheech?
Cheech: I think I jizznackered my shoulder pushing this pallet.
Ziggy: You better go to Urgent Care and ge that looked at.

by cheech393 October 5, 2005

Jizznackered

To be tired, especially from activities heavy on the arms.

I'm so jizznackered after playing my 'bone all day.

by Unreal_One July 18, 2008

jizznasium

1. A gym or health club well known for it's hook up potential. 2. Slang for the bedroom especially after a strenuous/wild sex session.

1. I'm going to workout at the jizznasium. I hooked up with two gym bunnies there last week! 2. C'mon baby lets go into the jizznasium so I can work out on your hoo hah.

by barondirksterbarondirk August 16, 2016