nurse-jitsu

When a nurse uses the patient's force against his/herself in order to perform routine medical procedures.

Wow, that woman just nurse-jitsued that man in the ER!

by XuXa Aeon July 27, 2008

Jiu-Jitsu

A form of martial arts, one of several that a guy I know says he can do but I highly doubt it."

"I'll whoop your azz with my tai-kwan-do and jiu-jitsu! And karate! And Pro-Am boxing!"

by Durk Our DURR!!! August 24, 2004

Jew-jitsu

The Israeli art of self defense, created for special forces, and used by swat teams and petite woman the world over. also known as Krav-Maga. beats the shit out of BJJ, once you go out of the dojo.

I tried to mug that nerdy girl, she took my gun with her jew-jitsu techniques.

by biggest fw800 May 28, 2010

Gin Jitsu

The art of bashing the 'gin' by best means possible. Bashing the gin has many meanings, but we say, in all things gin!!!

"Hey man, i've been to Gin Jitsu classes for 3 months, i've developed a healthy beer gut and i'm now skillful in "the 4 by 2 with nails" the "star dropper yielding 1 & 2" and i've learnt how to disarm three gins with broken flagons.
"No shit trev, where do i sign up?"

by Mark Cavanough October 26, 2007

nig-jitsu

The black mans marshal art

We need to learn how to fight, well Reggie can teach us nig-jitsu.

by crzyog999 July 31, 2008

gingivitis-jitsu

A martial arts technique involving breathing in your opponent's face right before executing a move.

I had him in a full guard, but I lost it when he pulled that gingivitis-jitsu move on me. Gross.

by jojobeans1972 February 27, 2013

Card Jitsu

A Card Game based on JuJitsu for Club Penguin virtually and physically! Card Jitsu was opened in Club Penguin during Dig Out The Dojo! The Sensei is the master of the elements of Card Jitsu.

Tutorial
Players had an opponent, they would be taken to the arena, and would bow to each other. Both players had 20 seconds to choose a card. If they failed to choose a card, one would automatically be selected when the timer reached zero. Once both players have chosen a card, they were revealed. The winner kept the card to help make a set.

Remember that:

Fire beats Snow
Snow beats Water
Water beats Fire

IT IS ALSO A TRADING CARD GAME

Footprint151: Hey Guys! Want to play some Card Jitsu?
KungfuLily: Sure I will win though!
Footprint151: Bet You!

by Wheatyboiii August 27, 2019