nurse-jitsu

When a nurse uses the patient's force against his/herself in order to perform routine medical procedures.

Wow, that woman just nurse-jitsued that man in the ER!

by XuXa Aeon July 27, 2008

Jiu-Jitsu

A form of martial arts, one of several that a guy I know says he can do but I highly doubt it."

"I'll whoop your azz with my tai-kwan-do and jiu-jitsu! And karate! And Pro-Am boxing!"

by Durk Our DURR!!! August 24, 2004

Jew-jitsu

The Israeli art of self defense, created for special forces, and used by swat teams and petite woman the world over. also known as Krav-Maga. beats the shit out of BJJ, once you go out of the dojo.

I tried to mug that nerdy girl, she took my gun with her jew-jitsu techniques.

by biggest fw800 May 28, 2010

Gin Jitsu

The art of bashing the 'gin' by best means possible. Bashing the gin has many meanings, but we say, in all things gin!!!

"Hey man, i've been to Gin Jitsu classes for 3 months, i've developed a healthy beer gut and i'm now skillful in "the 4 by 2 with nails" the "star dropper yielding 1 & 2" and i've learnt how to disarm three gins with broken flagons.
"No shit trev, where do i sign up?"

by Mark Cavanough October 26, 2007

nig-jitsu

The black mans marshal art

We need to learn how to fight, well Reggie can teach us nig-jitsu.

by crzyog999 July 31, 2008

gingivitis-jitsu

A martial arts technique involving breathing in your opponent's face right before executing a move.

I had him in a full guard, but I lost it when he pulled that gingivitis-jitsu move on me. Gross.

by jojobeans1972 February 27, 2013

Jiu-Jitsu

Ah...... Jiu-Jitsu is one of the BEST Martial Arts you can do. If you disagree with me, go take a bath with a toaster. Jiu-Jitsu can be for everyone! Only if you are not lazy af. There are many Jiu-Jitsu gyms around the world! United States, Brazil, Mexico, France, and many more gyms! You can defend yourself if anyone tries to threaten you. If you see the Giphy, you would see Jimmy Fallon getting choked! Haha.....Jokes.

Guy 1: "hey, wanna go see if there is any Jiu-Jitsu gyms around here?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I would rather watch some TV with some popcorn and---"
Guy 1:" Alright then, guess who will be getting some girls after training!"
Guy 2:"Bruce Lee"
Guy 1: "You dumb af"

by NOT_Twizzler's Definitions January 27, 2020