Jingling Bill

A dollar's worth of change.

I'm so broke, I had to check the couch cushions to get a jingling bill for the dollar menu.

by WordSmithEER April 21, 2011

Maodolf Jinpingler

Maodolf Jinpingler was an alternate history ruler of the Qing Republic (China). Often dubbed Maodolf Jinpingler the Legendary he is also known as 'The Christianizer of China' (for making Christianity the State Religion in china) 'the Gasser of Jews' (for his anti-semitistic policies) 'Veteran of the Battle of Niga' (for surviving the bloody battle of Niga in 1885 during the Qing-Siamese war) and sometimes jokingly 'The Conqueror of Japan' (for letting the Japanese invade Korea during the Qing conquest of Japan)

Jon: "Holy fucking shit man is that Maodolf Jinpingler the Legendary, Christianizer of China, Gasser of Jews, Veteran of the Battle of Niga and conqueror of Japan?"
Maodolf Jinpingler: "Maodolf Jinpingler"

by MAODOLF JINPINGLER November 15, 2021

Jingling

A Game Where You Randomly Run Around in just Your Thongs.

"Oi Jim, How Bout We Go Jingling today"

by Jinglin August 19, 2008

Jingjing

Chinese for "poopoo" or "shit"

Excuse me your breath smells like jingjing.
Where is your bathroom I need to leave a jingjing.
Did you just jingjing your pants?

by nakedsnake June 13, 2013

Xi Jinping

Xi Jinping, commonly referred to as Xinnie the Pooh due to his striking resemblance to Winnie the Pooh, is the current president of China. He says that you are to only have 1 child, play only 1 hour of video game per weak, say that nothing happened in 1989, and say that Taiwan isn't real.

Chinese Citizen: 我愛台灣，它是一個美麗的國家 1989年是天安門大屠殺發生的一年 我有3個孩子 我們每天都玩 6 個小時的電子遊戲！

Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是，您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日

(You might wanna translate this to English.)

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Xi Jinping

Xi Jinping ( ξ jin平 : in traditional chinese ) Leader of the Communist Party of China
Name of Peace, Xi Jinping is very ingenious and nice to people he loves.
He is a symbol of China, Xi Jinping may have did some errors and mistakes in this position as a leader but will always make China one of the greatest country

Xi Jinping made some bad policies

Xi Jinping International relations are the greatest

by Norsacce November 24, 2021

jingting

Chinese name for "Little Bell". This translation can mean two things. 1) A person who is always a second in command but manages for all or 2) Extremely tiny testicles

Jingting may be a great leader, but he always feels like hes invincible.
My boyfriend Jingting has very tiny Balls

by DARKfOx May 12, 2015