jimmete

BOW DOWN TO THE GODDESS JIMMETE

Person 1: Who is that ugly?
Person 2: SHHHH that is the goddess jimmete, now you will have to sell your soul to her

by jimmete November 13, 2019

Jimmer Fredette

Blowjob

My mom walked in on Phil Newcomb getting a Jimmer Fredette on the side of my house.

by WalterSixNine July 25, 2019

Jimmer

To own in all aspects of the word

Kristen successfully shoots her wadded up paper into the waste receptacle and exclaims, "I just Jimmered that trash can!"

by luvathetwix February 18, 2011

Jimmer

A robot that is programmed to never miss a free throw. Many mistake him for a pasty white kid who is really good at scoring 3 pointers, but in reality he is nothing more than a Cyborg.

Dave: "Did you see the game last night? Jimmer scored 43 points alone!"
Jake: "Yeah, Jimmer is good. Too bad NCAA rules state that all players have to be human."

by IWFP January 27, 2011

Jimmered

When you are embarrassed in a team sport by a single player on the opposing team.

Person #1: Yeah he dropped 49 on us and the rest of the team only scored 14....
Person #2: You got Jimmered.
Person #1: Totally Jimmered.

by Baller42 February 20, 2011

jimmern

The sexiest man alive. He can easily make chicks, except for if he's gay.
Unfortunately for most women, people nicknamed "Jimmern", is very often gay or bisexual.

But, if you can find a straight so called "Jimmern", you got nothing to lose.

Jimmern sexy man

by NigguhInThaHouse November 28, 2013

Jimmery

When a person (generally older but not always) can not use technology correctly. It usually comes in the form of horribly constructed sentences on social media, but can be many other things

1. " my GRANDSON.... IS A,,, HEAVY,, BOY,,"

2. Every time I try to teach Dad how to use Facetime, it's a whole lot of jimmery

by Nerd Leader May 6, 2021