Jimmer

A robot that is programmed to never miss a free throw. Many mistake him for a pasty white kid who is really good at scoring 3 pointers, but in reality he is nothing more than a Cyborg.

Dave: "Did you see the game last night? Jimmer scored 43 points alone!"
Jake: "Yeah, Jimmer is good. Too bad NCAA rules state that all players have to be human."

by IWFP January 27, 2011

Jimmered

When you are embarrassed in a team sport by a single player on the opposing team.

Person #1: Yeah he dropped 49 on us and the rest of the team only scored 14....
Person #2: You got Jimmered.
Person #1: Totally Jimmered.

by Baller42 February 20, 2011

Jimmery

When a person (generally older but not always) can not use technology correctly. It usually comes in the form of horribly constructed sentences on social media, but can be many other things

1. " my GRANDSON.... IS A,,, HEAVY,, BOY,,"

2. Every time I try to teach Dad how to use Facetime, it's a whole lot of jimmery

by Nerd Leader May 6, 2021

Jimmer Jammer

A catch phrase commonly referring to a guy's manhood

that fupa queen might have kankles like an elephant, but she sucks a mean jimmer jammer!

why don't you put your soft sweet hands on my jimmmmaaaaa jaaammmmaaaaa ?

by codeju June 29, 2004

jim jimmer

Another term for spilff or type of cigarette containing weed.

dude, can i skin up a fat jim jimmer

by Tom jimmy June 29, 2007

lil jimmer

Getting drunk at a party and sucking on helium balloons.

He did so many lil jimmers we thought he was a munchkin.

by hornyfarmer February 4, 2010

jimmers

a midget hanging from ones neck by a chain

yo yo my jimmers is bling blingin'

by skim October 25, 2003