jiji liu

The hottest person on earth

Jiji Liu is so hot

by Jiji fan March 30, 2021

Exposed Jiji

A formidable strategy in a tennis singles or doubles match, that usually has no counterattack. In this strategy, the tennis player or player exposes his or her jiji at the most surprising of times, resulting in the shock and deterioration of the opponent's mind, scarring him or her for life. Effect is doubled during tennis doubles. However, if used incorrectly, the jiji may backfire on the user, and may detach from the body in a puff of smoke.

Dang... we're losing so bad. There's only one thing to do... ... 3...2.....1.... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH EXPOSED JIJI!!!!!!!!!!
Opponent: OMGWTFBBQ FUCK ME FUCK ME NOW OMFG

by mrfacker May 2, 2011

Bestie jiji

A jiji is a john. It is a bundle of joy where even in your darkest days, a smile from them can make you the happiest. A john is a human that feels like home. When you’re around them you feel like no matter what’s going on around you, you are safe and everything is okay. A john is everything you can ever wish for in a person, a human that you can be yourself around and know he’ll love you forever. A john is the sweetest, nicest, and prettiest type of human you can meet and it’s the most beautiful thing you can experience.

I hope i was a john to you and i hope you’ll find one someday
Ily bestie jiji

by Bestielala April 24, 2022

xo.jiji

xo.jiji is a super sexy and amazing person who has a rlly hot wife called floralheartsss

Me : Didn’t you hear, xo.jiji just posted!
You : Who’s xo.jiji?
Me : WELL THE BEST PERSON AND TIKTOKER EVER DUHHH
You : OH YEAH! I SHOULD FOLLOW THEM RN

by floralheartsss October 19, 2021

xo.jiji

a super duper hot and funny person with a rlly sexy wife called floralheartsss

Me : Omg have you seen xo.jiji’s new video?
You : No I haven’t, who’s xo.jiji?
Me : WELL THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY THE MOST AMAZING PERSON AND TIKTOKER ON THE PLANET DUH
You : OMG I NEED TO FOLLOW THEM RIGHT NOW!

by floralheartsss October 19, 2021

mei jiji

A person or individual who doesn't have or has a small johnson.

That guy is a mei jiji. He definitely has a mei jiji.

by therealgoat445 January 17, 2024

Jijibwa

A slang term for a leprechaun native to North America whose strange dialect prevents it from pronouncing "L"s and "R"s and instead pronounces "W"s; A tiny redheaded elf who enjoys Irish folk songs and music

Did you see Jijibwa today? His cowlick must have grown 2 inches.

by Jijibwa March 31, 2009