A youthful evangelical, usually with a goatee, who espouses the "come as you are" mentality in churches. These guys are near fascists when it comes to their belief that a necktie will block God's power. In other words, if you wear a suit to church you will burn in Hell. These guys can be seen wearing tight jeans and untucked shirts to church and like to carry a guitar in their Chevy truck as to not appear unhip with the luscious little honeys that he wants to fondle when his wife is at the Baptist Ladies’ Bible Study/Lunches.
Mike beat an old man with a baseball bat today for shaving before coming to chuch. He is a militant Blue Jean Baptist.
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Why did you wear Jeans to the office today, its not Casual Friday. You are a total Jean Yeti
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A rip in the middle of your jean pants that you can stick multiple fingers in. Located near the scrotum.
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however, be cautious of crossing these ones because they will most likely forgive you, but they will never forget &/or only take you at face value. Sarah Jeans do not trust easily, so once their trust is broken, the effects are likely for life.
however, be cautious of crossing these ones because they will most likely forgive you, but they will never forget &/or only take you at face value. Sarah Jeans do not trust easily, so once their trust is broken, the effects are likely for life.
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