Jewgasm

The euphoric feeling a Jew gets when he spends very little money and gets a lot in return

Mendel Cohen went to an all you can eat sushi buffet and ate about $150 worth of food for only $16.99. This gave Mendel a Jewgasm

by hEbrEw HAmmR January 8, 2011

Jewy Jewman

How John Stewert refers to himself. Phrase commonly used by those with poor insulting skills who want to show that large nosed affluent fellow who is boss.

Hey...oh yeah...well....you know what...you're just a...a....a....a jew.....Jewy Jewman!

by Talvin July 19, 2005

Jewman

When one person is a jew and a german.

My friend kyle is a Jewman

by PHD69 January 12, 2009

jewmaican

a jamaican jew
a jew that acts jamaican

"damn son look at that jewmaican"
"that rasta jew is known as a jewmaican"

by yourmom November 7, 2004

Jewass

A term used when a Jewish individual does something stereotypically not Jewish, or beyond their normal "straight edge" behavior; A hybrid of the term "Jew" and the show "Jackass", as heard occasionally on the Adam Carolla radio show.

In a rather perfect display of being a Jewass, Teresa opted to buy a doughnut for breakfast, rather than her usual choice; bagels.

by FyreDeity December 25, 2008

jewasian

The offspring of a jewish and asian couple.
These children usually have extremely high IQ's
they study hard, and are good with money.

The damn jewasian blew the grading curve again. My score of 23 should have been an A+

by Craig Michael September 15, 2007

Jewmaica

A fictional island that exists in the minds of Jewish stoners that combines the best of Rastafarian and Jewish cultures.

Comes from a combination of the words "Jew" and "Jamaica."

"Matisyahu's next concert will be hosted in Jewmaica, where steel drums play klezmer music, and weed is smoked all week except on Shabbos."

by Matt Garz December 30, 2007