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Jewmaica 

A fictional island that exists in the minds of Jewish stoners that combines the best of Rastafarian and Jewish cultures.

Comes from a combination of the words "Jew" and "Jamaica."
"Matisyahu's next concert will be hosted in Jewmaica, where steel drums play klezmer music, and weed is smoked all week except on Shabbos."
Jewmaica by Matt Garz December 30, 2007
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jewmaican 

A person who is half jewish, half jamaican, or just a jewish jamaican.

could be a rasta jew or a falafel loving jamaican.
one time, i dated a jewmaican chick. it was funny to watch her parents argue back and forth in yiddish and jamaicanese.
jewmaican by MattyFelp June 23, 2007
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People with the 'J' initial are generally talkative and like experimenting with new things. They will keep you entertained and it is difficult to get bored when they are around. They are a kid at heart and only turn mature when the situation demands. Mostly a Capricorn woman, The signs most compatible with Capricorn are fellow earth signs Taurus and Virgo,
Jemaica are likely the same with the Jamaica country but her mother change her name 'Je' to be somehow same with her name.
Jemaica by CaillenLopez5317 January 1, 2022

jewmaican 

a jamaican jew
a jew that acts jamaican
"damn son look at that jewmaican"
"that rasta jew is known as a jewmaican"
jewmaican by yourmom November 7, 2004

red-eye to jawmaica 

another term for a flight to boston only this time its a red-eye to jawmaica aka some great fellatio from a female
britney from rimpau gave me a flight to boston last night , tonight im a let anaheim chocolate give me a red-eye to jawmaica
Jemaica means ambitious, organized, practical, goal-oriented, and they don't mind the hustle. “They're ready to give up a lot in order to achieve that goal,Generally friendly but sometimes ignore the person they didn't like.She avoid showing their emotions altogether.Charming and attractive.
jemaica will be an independent woman like her mom
jemaica by caillen geez November 23, 2021
One of the most kindest people I know. She always is willing to help and asks for nothing in return. She is loving and caring who doesn't think she is pretty or even special, but she doesn't need to. She is beautiful inside and out.

Her negatives are really strengths and she can achieve anything she puts her mind to it. She makes her own mind and doesn't worry what other may say. She is someone to miss everyday and someone to hold for hours.
She is unique in so many ways, I wouldn't know what to do if I lost her. She has changed my life and changed me as a person. Spending time with her is the only thing I look forward too. She is Jemaica and i am glad I am apart of her life.

"Age is just a number and that shouldn't decide what we deserve in life".
Jemaica by Jemanne November 23, 2021
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