jewasian

people come and go but jewasians last forever. :)

Jewasians are the best and are amazingly pretty. ;)

by Tiffyyleex3 April 16, 2008

Jewagon

Similar to the Octagon of UFC infamy. This tomb of death, however, is shaped like the Star of David. Predominantly (but not exclusively) Jews fight here.

CREDIT: Michael Ian Black

Dude #1: Hey dude, that's my matzo.

Dude #2: No it isn't. It's mine, I'm cooking the matzo balls.

Dude #1: Only one way to settle this. Cage match in the Jewagon.

Dude #2: Yeah bitches.

by Asterfresterniss August 13, 2008

jewage

The jewish junk we all live for.

If she's got the jewage shes hott.
Daymm that guy as some major jewage complete hottie.

by ariel mhmm February 24, 2007

jewable

An adjective used to describe anything that is particularly cool or excellent.

Also used as a synonym for anything that is possible (doable) through hard work, perseverance and determination.

Especially applicable well when used to comment upon nouns or situations that are associated with, or referenced by, those of the Jewish faith.

"This bagel is so Jewable"

"Lox is the most Jewable ever"

"That pork loin is so not Jewable"

"That guy is the most Jewable non-Jew we know"'

"It's not just doable, it's Jewable"

by SoJewable November 8, 2009

jewage

An unwelcome amount of change that will have to be poured into a jew jar...

oh shit! I just bought some fags from the Spar and the casheir shat on me with all this jewage...

by prince_marcos April 30, 2010

Jewann

Kind, brown, and a master in banter. With bollocks the size of a bull, this little bloke will make you appreciate befriending his gay ass since day 1. Sickest cunt you'll ever meet. Decent pool player tho.

Hey is that Jewann?

Yeah dude, can't you tell by the way he's dragging that dick across the floor?!

by Cornelius_Poindexter May 1, 2019

Jewage

1. A shitty Jewish person.
2. A Jewish person who is non- practicing.

He’s complete Jewage. Hasn’t been to Synagogue in years.

That bitch bid nothing but Jewage.

by Crons November 30, 2020