Jesus H. Christ 

1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.

The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.

"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."

Jesus H. Christ by Prancingwolf January 12, 2005

Jesus H. Christ 

Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:

Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...

In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".

The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.

Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!

Jesus H. Christ by FriendlyFireIsOn October 16, 2005

Jesus H. Christ 

A phrase used sometimes in a state of suprise.

Jesus H. Christ you scared the fucking shit out of my asshole.

Jesus H. Christ by guy January 12, 2004

Jesus H. Christ 

An exclamatory statement made to show intense emotion. The "H" stands for Helen, which is Jesus' middle name.

"I just wanna lather myself up with heavy whipping cream and roll around the kitchen"
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.

Jesus H. Christ by HAMonWRY June 15, 2019

Jesus H. Christ 

The name of our lord and savior, Jesus Henry Christ.

Jesus H. Christ! my balls itch like the Dickens.

Jesus H. Christ by Nunyabizppq December 6, 2019

Jesus H. Christ 

the name of te guy who made me emo and gave me the gay.

A: Do you know what the 'H.' is Jesus H. Christ means?

A: That's right. It stands for hottie. Jesus Hottie Christ

The following evening, A was beaten up

Jesus H. Christ by urdad.com December 5, 2021

Jesus H. Christ 

A satirical phrase of surprise or angst used instead of Jesus Christ.

Person 1: Jesus H. Christ!

Person 2: ...what does the H stand for?

Person 1: Hussein!

Jesus H. Christ by floridaBoy February 27, 2009