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what the jesus?

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Like saying "What the hell?" or "What the fuck?" with softer language. Used in response to a completely random or inappropriate comment.
>It burns when I pee.
>>What the Jesus?
by geoff April 22, 2005
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The Jesus Prayer is an invocation largely used by the Eastern Christian Church, particularly the Eastern Orthodox Church. It is prayed as, "Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner."
Neil recited the Jesus Prayer using his prayer beads.
by ohyeahpat August 1, 2012
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the father, the son, and the holy spirit. in other words its jesus, god, and the spirit of jesus christ after he was crucified.
by kyle December 20, 2004
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Jesus Take The Wheel

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When one is to drunk to drive while still insiting on driving, allows a higher power to do the driving for them. It stems from the popular Carrie Underwood song with the title of the same name.
"I know drinking and driving is wrong so that is why i let Jesus take the wheel, whenever I drive home drunk, he'll guide me home safely"
by St. Jason, The Great April 15, 2008
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The Redneck Jesus

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The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."
by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 29, 2006
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