Jennifer Lopez

A actress/singer with an amazing ass, tits and all round perfect body. there is not a single man on this earth that wouldn't take the chance to fuck her hard. she is so amazingly hot that she can make even teenagers get boners. most teens have wet dreams about their faces getting shoved in that bouncing gorgeous booty of hers. they also have wet dreams about eating her out. she truly is the definition of sex and milf. she has incredible acting and singing ability and also the ability to turn a man on with her orgasmic body.

i really wanna fuck Jennifer Lopez!!!

by urban12323 June 16, 2014

Jennifer lopez

Talentless woman who claims to be "from the block" when in fact, she was too middle class to be considered from the block. A so-so looking broad with a big ass and no tits who MOST likely slept her way to the top. Mariah Carey's long-standing rival.... Mariah Carey's rival I shudder at such thought... both talentless, greedy, self-centered whores.
The woman Ben Affleck left for the more talented, lovable, sexier, down-to-earth Jennifer Garner.
Crazy, demanding bitch who was walking around as if she were gonna give birth to the messiah.
Nowadays is Mrs. Zombie Skeletor... (she's married to Marc Anthony who left a former Miss Universe for her.... go figure).

Jennifer Lopez was way too fucking out of her mind so Ben Affleck left her ass a few weeks before the spectacle of a wedding she was planning.

by JacquelineBollinger April 22, 2008

Jennifer Lopez

The best goddamn English teacher in the game. BTW might have been touched as a little kid! AKA: JLO

Jennifer Lopez was in the classroom ranting on how women are better than men.

by GOODGUYAIDAN March 5, 2020

Jennifer Lopez

1. A person who has no talent. 2. Someone who is full of herself 3. Someone who, unfortunately, became famous because of her role in "Selena." Let's face it, that movie made her. Note: The real Selena was a beloved Mexican singer and, unfortunately, Jennifer Lopez became famous by association. Also, when "Selena" originally came out, many Mexicans and Selena fans were outraged that Lopez, a puerto rican, was picked for the role. (Puerto Ricans and Mexicans hate each other). 4. A sell-out. For playing the role of a Mexican.

I can't believe they picked that puerto rican ho, Jennifer Lopez, over all those Mexican actresses for thee role of Selena! If you're a sell-out, you're a Jennifer Lopez.

by realmom1 May 28, 2010

Jennifer Lopez

noun-
1)a soiled whore
2)a piece of shit
3)Eric Cartman's hand

verb-
acting like a spoiled whore

adjective-
spoiled whorish

noun-
1) She being a Jennifer Lopez.
2)Aw man! Look at all this Jennifer Lopez on my finger
3)TACO FLAVORED KISSES

verb-
Stopping Jennifer Lopezing me...

adjective-
STOP ACTING JENNIFER LOPEZ!

by David Winokur May 15, 2005

Jennifer Lopez

Creator of google images she created google images using the iconic green versace dress that donatella made

Did you know Jennifer Lopez Is the creator of google images so if you hate JLO stop using google image you crusty cunt.

by Princessdianaisqueen0010 March 13, 2021

Jennifer Lopez

One of the most successful women in entertainment; an actress, singer, dancer, and incredible business woman. Jennifer Lopez has branded a multi-million dollar empire throughout her career. She is often referred to as J.Lo in the media. Her films include Selena, The Wedding Planner, Maid In Manhattan, Monster-in-Law, and What to Expect When You're Expecting. Jennifer Lopez is the highest-paid Latina actress in Hollywood. She's a phenomenal Grammy Award winning recording artist who has released seven albums, including the first number one remix album to top the charts in the United States. Jennifer Lopez has a slue of endorsement deals, a successful line of perfumes, as well as a lucrative fashion line. She has become one of the biggest fashion icons. Jennifer Lopez is the first female artist to have both a number one album and number one movie at the same time. In 2011, she was crowned by People Magazine as The Most Beautiful Woman in the World. In 2012, Jennifer Lopez topped Forbes list of the 100 Most Powerful and Influential Celebrities in the World.

Did you know that Jennifer Lopez is also known as J.Lo ?

by bklyn09 November 12, 2012