When a drunkard proceeds to get tremendously inebriated or black-out drunk and wanders away from a group of friends, drinking establishment, or watering hole and "jensen shuffles" their way home. Often the shuffler will pass by a fast food restaurant or street meat vendor only to find the food mangled the next day in their home.
Brian: Where did Cole go last night?
Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.
Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.
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