jelly tug

When you use Smuckers grape jelly as a lubricant for jerking off. Or any other flavor would work too, I suppose. From some random episode of Reno 911.

Wait, I thought that's what the jelly in the glove compartment was for. If it's not for jelly tugs, why is it in there?

by skeptical jesus August 9, 2008

Jelena

A really crazy brunette who loves all her friends and only has a few enimies but always forgives them is not like the rest usually is friends with people younger than them. Hated by few but thinks they are loved by few when really they are loved by many.

Omg jelena is SO FRICKIN NICE

by Ella the smella December 1, 2019

Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick

A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.

by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011

jelly your pants

to get so turned on or aroused in public, that you ejaculate all over your pants. basically wet your pants with cum

wow shes smoking whoa hey whats wrong dude where you going did you jelly your pants

i think he did

by [e-mail] January 25, 2008

Jellybean Dick

A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.

Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.

by The Ice Cream Man April 2, 2009

Jelly Flick

The act of flicking one's cigarette end VERY GENTLY by using their thumb.

Other names:
The J Flick
Thumb butting

"Billy, your fag has too much ash man.."
"Don't worry! I'll just do a jelly flick.."

by Orange Mushroom Hair September 11, 2011

Jelly squat

Jelly- any type of ball (football normally)
Object- to kick and head butt the ball. You may only drop kick the JELLY to put the jelly into play. At the end of the game you play paper rock siccors best 2 of 3. If you kick the ball on the roof your teacher must sit you out for 5 minutes........ 3<=8


Gotcha Ms. Miller

Play jelly squat at recess

by NJSA commisioner #.5 March 19, 2009