Jeeves

Addressing somebody somewhat like "dude" but it more of an insulting way as to its also a way to address a butler.

Sup Jeeves?

by KelcB April 20, 2009

jeeves

The British white, middle class version of the hispanic holmes - often heard uttered by posers at huge coke parties.

"hey jeeves, wassup with this columbian marching powder, tastes like washing detergent!"

by Joey Jo Jo Junior May 17, 2005

Jeeves

1. The gay online butler who helps who find stuff. It is one of the worst search engines out there.
2. The name of the butler in every movie, TV show, or book.

1. Google is much better than Jeeves.
2. Jeeves, could you bring me some water?

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Jeeves

name for the stereotypical butler (in movies, tv shows, search engines, etc.)

lol urbandictionary.com says if the example is too short there's a problem w/ the definition

by unusu-al December 7, 2003

Jeevs

A really epic battler who is also really, really lazy. But his protege is way, way better.

Hey, I battled a Jeevs today. It was pretty difficult but his protege was a much tougher opponent.

by Jeevs' Protege June 14, 2010

Grodi Jeeves

It’s when you insert your thumb in the ass of a man while simultaneously cupping his balls with the same hand and stroking him off with your other hand- all while kissing.

I just received the most amazing Grodi Jeeves from Jodi Greeves.

by Grodi Jeeves December 3, 2020

Ask Jeeves

(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.

I hate ask.co.uk


I shall hit it with my hating stick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004