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jackover

n. a highschool principle with no life who wants to make life for the students a living hell.
That jackover wanted to see my school ID even though we stopped using them 5 months ago.
by okder rro April 23, 2006
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jeckzooted

being so stoned that you almost green out but you don't
Bro I got so jeckzooted last night I almost died
by Jake7495 October 20, 2019
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Jecklified

Mason Greenwood was jecklified after the actions he’s done
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General Jackoff

General Jackoff

a derogatory remark and label on an individual

Def# 1 Some one of utter laziness apathy and/ or contempt on a large scale for anything or everything - such as work, the home, or school.

Def# 2 an asshole, some one who is utterly careless and or oblivious to another’s feelings in a difficult or painful situation.
Some one who puts there own well being and feelings way before someone else’s especially during a difficult situation.

Def #3 A pervert, peeping tom, or stalker. someone obsessed with voyeurism.
some one who pauses a video image to see in they could sneak a peek of a news broadcaster’s nipple, or goes to the mall to ogle women.

Def# 4 Some one obsessed excessively with sexual oriented media - pornography, nude photos, underwear adds on TV or news paper, ect.

Def#5 some one who masturbates to excess.
“ Hey General Jackoff ! are you ever going to do your work, or did you think you were getting paid to fuck off”?

Good going General Jackoff, it wasn't bad enough that she got her heart broken, so you had to open your big mouth”!!!!

“Don’t sprain your wrist, General Jackoff” .
by Drain Bammage November 9, 2008
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jackoffasaur

1. Thought to have been extinct, these annoying creatures with big lips and bald heads can pop out babies faster than an Atari 2600 rapid fire controller extention!

2. BoooooWHOOP!
Look out it's coming right for us!
by Gimble March 2, 2004
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jackofspades

The best card in the deck. He is eating a popsicle.
But then he played the jackofspades.
by cazort November 12, 2003
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Jackoff Shower

The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.
The movie made Hunter so horny but he was with Canaan and Joey, so he took a jackoff shower.
by Che Guavera August 7, 2011
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