jean claude van damme

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport

his acting skills are shitty.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Jean Claude van damme

I’m pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below

ASHLEY: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS AN ICON
Will: WELLLLL JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IM FINE

by CanIMarryPizza June 11, 2018

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 17, 2021

Dirty Jean-Claude

When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.

It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me

by Klumsy_Moose May 3, 2022

Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre

French glassmaker born in 1716 who invented the burette and the unit of volume known as the liter. Had a daughter named Millie and is celebrated for his inventions that advanced the field of chemistry. He passed away at the age of 62 due to cholera.

Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre was also not a real person and was an April Fools prank made by 2 University of Waterloo professors to try and permanently capitalize the Liter unit.

by Anony. Res September 21, 2023

Jean Claudio

Name of the only badass motherfucker that managed to beat off Chuck Norris and dickslaped more hos than Tiger Woods!

Dude, Jean Claudio just killed Chuck Norrys with a shadowkick to the head and banged all of the Kardashians a the same time! Even the dog!

by Sixkiller February 10, 2010