jailfucked

when jailbreaking an ipod or i phone and it backfires.

his iphone wont unlock for another 64321897 minutes. he got jailfucked.

by thisguyandthatguy June 8, 2010

JILF

Jew I'd Like to F*ck.
yeah, lemme tell ya, theres a couple of them out there.
im a jew.
to most people, I'M a JILF. <33333

"SG and AS and KS and HS and DB are so hot. JILF's right thuuuur."

by imajilf August 27, 2009

jilf

Jack I'd like to fuck

What a Jilf, i'm sure he's a goer

by Fred Crouch April 28, 2005

jilf

Janitor I'd like to fuck

Man, that new janitor sure is a jilf

by caobj May 13, 2009

jailfave

homosexual male lover, during sex usually the one receiving the beef injection

Uh, frankie is luke's new jailfave, i saw them having buttsex in the janitors closet.

by cpsully45 January 5, 2008

Jailfriend

This can be used for either a male or female when their significant other is currently incarcerated. When they go on a "date" they will get the customary visit with the inmate. People that consider a jailfriends a real relationship are usually either major losers or fucked in the head so bad that somebody in the outside world wants to be with them.

Bob: Is your wifes friend Tina single?
Scott: Yes and no. She has a Jailfriend she goes to visit every once in a while.

That chick can't find a normal guy to put up with her bullshit so she went and got a Jailfriend.

by Therealdeal1984 May 3, 2012

jabilf

1. noun. Female under age of concent that has a very hot body. :) But unfortunately also has a child. :(
2. noun. A female that could be condered both jailbait and a milf.
3. adj. HOT!

James: Bro, Heather just had a kid!
Grimes: Hell nah! That trick is a total jabilf!
James: But her kid is black. (sad face) :'(
Grimes: Well, can't nail that jabilf. Fucking niglers...

by Roberto Bordez May 13, 2012