Jewsus

shlomo born-againsky. scientific name: jewis thinx-he goyis: a steryeotypica jew who "converts" to christianity and brings up jesus right when you think your talking to a jewish guy. normaly uses yidish frases while talking about jesus. makes proud jew want to your a jew get used to it hebrew pride!!

yo dude when shlomo said "jesus whas a real mench here i am going on shpeel like this oy-veismeir " it realy through me

by the hebrew hammer aka shlomo ripsenthal March 6, 2004

jaysus

to say, jesus christ without being blasphamous.

jaysus you cant say that about ms kirby phil, she mings old style.

by ben ross January 11, 2004

jewsus

And then God looked upon Jesus and said "Son, if thoust not cross upon this river great, ye be judged eternaly"
And so Jesus, after taking a running start, charged at the river in an atempt to walk across. And so Jesus died that day, and his body was never recovered. But God got over it when he met Mosses. Mosses merely split the river and walked across the dry bottom...
God addopted Mosses as his son and from then on his name was Jewsus.

Beum That Jewsus is wicked awesome!
Also brought about Christmakah

by AL January 21, 2004

Jewsus

The opposite to Jesus. Although a much more recent and hip version. He is the King of the Christians.

And thus, the Virgin Molly gave birth to a son, and he was to be called Jewsus

by Skipppppppyy January 7, 2008

jasus

The way irish people say jesus.

Jasus hey, am sick of that shite

by efaaaa... November 16, 2010

Jaysus

Someone who is a beast with sweg

That guy over there is such a jaysus

by Qwerty poiup February 21, 2015

jawdust

tiny pieces of dubree that fall off of a jawbreacker

i droped my jawbreacker and jawdust got all over my shirt.

by camden pugh October 28, 2008