Jason Smith

The Alpha of all Alphas.
The manliest man you will ever see.
A sexual god.

Ex: My friend Jason Smith is a fucking legend!

by Orbit Intensity September 20, 2018

Jason Stanton

most amazing guy in the world.

jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.

by haleycole (: October 9, 2008

Jason Squires

The Cool's and Sexiest person alive with the best situation ever.

Situation......Hot.......Sexy... Jason Squires

by Radmehr May 11, 2011

jason shoestring

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.

person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !

by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023

Jason Statham

When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.

dude! you totally jason statham'd that chick last night! Do you even remember her name?

by DadDick1 July 24, 2015

Jason Sigrist

One of the raddest kids in Dirty Stallis

Mike: Dude Jason Sigrist is the raddest Pols in dirty stallis!
Brad: No kidding!

by mhv April 11, 2008

jason siska

the brother to the amazing bassist of The Academy Is.., Adam T. Siska, better known as Sisky. He was on Survivor Micronesia and made it pretty far. He found a fake immunity idol and thought it was real until he gave it to Eliza to use and Jeff said it was fake. Jaon Siska=total domination. By the way, he is uber sexy!

Jason Siska pwned at Survivor, but got voted off because he didnt make any alliances.

by captainkarenn June 24, 2008