Jarred

-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton

Jarred is going to kick zack's ass

Jarred by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018

Jarred

Drunk - from jars (beers)

I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.

Jarred by Johnvhjcj August 2, 2019

Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.

Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.

Jarred by Fortdumb March 19, 2020

Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

Jarred by madszerox December 14, 2021

jarred

the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama

jarred beat me up then took my bitch

jarred by justin911 December 20, 2022

Jarred

A broad shoulder lover

Everyone has a baddie and Jarred is stuck with broad shoulders

Jarred by pdrizL May 16, 2023

Jarred

Fucking retard who’s mom can’t spell jarred cause there dad went to go get milk

Hey who is that there

That fucking retard jarred

Jarred by Asswipe420 September 5, 2023