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Hairy Japanese Bastards 

Used to describe rabbits, although we will never know whether the phrase has any significance whatsoever, or whether it is simply a drunken outburst.
Used by Father Jack Hackett (played by Frank Kelly) in the comedy "Father Ted" to describe a plague of rabbits that has descended on the household. In a scene, Jack wakes up to see the room full of rabbits and looking what is a mixture of surprised, shocked and angry mutters Hairy Japanese Bastards!. It must be remembered that Jack is almost constantly under strong influence of alcohol.
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Japanese 101 

Japanese 101 is a short show hosted by Filthy Frank. It consists of multiple words in Japanese, they can be insults to ways of assault to the anus. It is very educational and helps a little bit with learning Japanese.
Guy 1: What were you doing last night bro?
Guy 2: I was watching Japanese 101, *looks at girl* hey can I give you some Kancho?
Girl: Tee Hee, sure
Japanese 101 by GudRace November 12, 2020

Angry Japanese Dragon 

Same as an angry dragon but as soon as she looks up you punch her in the nose and when the blood mixes with your cum, it becomes an Angry Japanese Dragon. Usually you can only do this once per girl.
I gave this bitch an Angry Japanese Dragon and she never hooked up again, don't understand

Japanese Symbol For Beginner🔰 

The symbol of destruction that will one day kill Badboyhalo, just like Skeppy killed Bad's fish...multiple times.

"GEPPY!"

Spam. Yeah, a LOT of spam. 🔰14🔰14🔰14🔰14🔰14🔰14🔰14🔰14🔰14🔰14🔰14🔰14🔰14🔰14🔰

Yeah...let us just say that the 14-year-old, bald man, and baguette's dreams and nightmares are haunted by this symbol...and let's not get started on the streams...

lmfao
"GEPPY! Oh my GOODNESS! EVERYONE IS SPAMMING 14 AND Japanese Symbol For Beginner🔰!!!!! AAAACJDJHBGUDUGD!"

Japanese fanboy 

Someone who is of non-Japanese culture but desperately wants to be one, probably watched a lot of anime, and goes to Japanese language classes.
Daksh is such a Japanese fanboy, he was up till 4:30am watching anime.
Japanese fanboy by Haloxx December 27, 2016

japanese telescope 

When the girl jerks off the man's penis in resemblance to a telescope. The man proceeds to cum in the woman's eye making her squint like a Japanese person.
I have the Japanese telescope ready ;).

Japanese Toolbox 

When one dude is fucking another dude while playing with his balls with a pair of chopsticks.
I saw Dustin Diamond hooking up with this dude and the dude gave him a sweet Japanese Toolbox!
Japanese Toolbox by Stankmuffin October 9, 2006