jackemo

1. (N) The combination of emo and jackass. Jackemo is usually used to insult someone. It most nearly means dumbass, bitch, douchefucker, or dickhead. Also used to suggest that one is over reacting in a certain situation.

That asshole-eating jackemo cries his balls out just because his ugly ass hamster died! What a prick!

by anthonyiscrunk July 13, 2007

jenkem lab

A bathroom, especially a gross nasty ass bathroom akin to the one in Trainspotting.

Johnny is making product in the downstairs jenkem lab.

by Buns-hole slasher January 12, 2008

janksmoel

Dutch word meaning howlermouth. a crybaby.

Jezus, janksmoel, lik mn reet!:
jezus, crybaby, kiss my ass!

by Cees van Cleef June 1, 2007

Jenkems

jenkems is when you shit and piss in a plastic bag, leave it for a week, then when you open it, inhale and you get fried as a mother fucker

damn, me and nick matheson were doing jenkems on the weekend, trippy time yo, when i passed out, he put his balls all over me , and i was all like, "damm!!!, put that shit on /b/, gunna be a lot of bitches fapping to that CP" and we did, and now we do jenkems evry night

by pedobearsalloverthacp January 22, 2009

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009

Jenkem

For those who have hit a tolerance for sniffing glue, Jenkem is a cost efficient hallucinogenic drug which is composed of the individuals own faeces being fermented. The substance is inhaled similiar to glue, and the side effects include a highly powerful rush. The taste of faeces only lasts a month, which is unfortunate as the drug loses flavour over long time use.

CJ was unable to finish his art work due to being on a constant high from jenkem which is his own fermented faeces.

by SeniorGreenTeam July 26, 2022

janked

beat, fucked up

that tv is all old and doesn't work right, it's janked.

that girl is a nasty whore, she's janked.

by LooP February 19, 2004