jakobables

the best youtuber ever

me: go sub to jakobables
some dumbass: no
me: *SLOWLY KILLS THAT DUMBASS*

by KGamer On YT September 9, 2019

Jaksta

someone who is extremely fun, crazy, likes to be wild and goof around

Katie and I put a Hungry Howie's sign on Joe's car... we're such Jakstas.

by Jaksta Nally September 10, 2003

jakoval

Someone with a very eclectic skill set, who makes money doing all of them.

She's a jakoval; she's a hair stylist, a web developer, and writes knitting patterns.

by Kyrenora January 21, 2018

Jakowatz

Noun.
Pronunciation:Jack-oh-watts
That name no one can say, spell, or pronounce. You can't say it for the first time without laughing.
Most commonly misused as Jacksoffalot or Jiggawatts.

How do you say that? Jakowatz? Hell I'll just call you by your first name,

by jakoWATZ January 24, 2009

jokotade

Jokotade is a name of a beautiful Yoruba female, named for bravery,beauty and and strong sense of humor

Jokotade I saw a her yesterday she looks like a jokotade

by Viettebrown February 12, 2020

Jaketard

A tubby, cookie eating son of a bitch. Prone to gorging himself on $1 Tacos on Taco Tuesday, complaining about how sick he feels, and promptly blowing out his o-ring in the office restroom. Gloriously oblivious to the fact that he's dumb as a shit sandwich. So dumb, in fact, that a Jaketard blurs the lines between deliberate obfuscation and just being helplessly fucking stupid.

Jesus, some Jaketard blew out stall #3, thank god I don't have to clean that up. Fuck me, who ate all the cookies?

by Snorklefarm May 5, 2020

Jakoab

The gayest of gays, the procrastinator of procrastination, Jakoab is someone is your group who holds you down, and he isn’t afraid to be homo with others. This is why jakoab is someone who, if come across, is best for you and your friends and family to get away from ASAP. In the Arabic culture, he is the type of person to ackbar a mf for no reason and then get mad when someone dies. And in rare circumstances, he could be possibly a communist danish (Not worthy of life) fucking monster. Some people say that Jakoab’s aren’t bad, but they are, and should be exterminated at all costs

“Man why is that Jakoab clown so gay. He should really just do the ducking country world commands. Hoe”

by Denmarksucks69 September 7, 2020