Jakob

Latin for big huge gurthy penis

Your jakob is really tastey

by Mr.stealyagrll Ace January 28, 2018

jakobina

Jakobina is the most beautiful and intelligent person I know. She is a asshole, but in a funny way. You can talk with her about everything. She cares for you, but she can't really show it. Sometimes it seems like she doesn't care at all but she does. She will always listen to you, even of you call her at 3am. She will call you at 3am because she needs someone to talk about her OTP. She will laugh at you when you fall down. She will help you with your homework and tries to explain math for you. She doesn't say that she likes you, she doesn't need to, you can see it from her actions. She seems cold but if you talk with her about something she really loves, you can see her eyes sparkle. She has the cutest smile when she sees her OTP. She's the most amazing person you can know.

A: "She's like Jakobina"
Funny, sadistic, intelligent

by one-four-one-two February 21, 2017

jakob smith

A person who always catches fire when hanging out with friends

Wow he is such a Jakob Smith we should carry a fire extinguisher with us

by Bible thumper 6.66 April 9, 2017

Jakobe

the best at everything

man jakobe is good at everything

by jftuft February 5, 2020

Jakob

I could leave this definition at just 'perfect' and that'd be okay, but it just doesn't seem to be enough. Jakob is an amazing guy who could brighten your whole day just by him smiling at you. Any girl would be lucky to have him around. He's the biggest sweetheart you could meet and will always be there for you. Jakob has this wonderful way of making everything okay when nothing seems right. Jakob is so caring, handsome, kind, and thoughtful. It's hard to not love him. You'll never be bored around him because he always keeps people laughing and smiling. Every moment with him makes unforgettable memories. You'll hope for millions more, too. Jakob is the most flawless and stunning boy you could meet in and you'll never want to lose him. I sure don't He's my sweet perfection.

Jakob is perfect.

by a.p.s November 1, 2012

Jakob

someone who always brings pizza to his friends' houses no matter if it's storming outside

A: ugh I'm soo hungry.
Jakob: I got you. Be there in 5 minutes with pizza for you.

by mrwssmnd January 3, 2017

Jakob

He's the most amazing guy found! He's so sweet, kind and gives the best bloody hugs ever! Every one loves him and not just because he's hot shit. He's really trust-worthy and a best friend for life type of guy.

Girls: Oh my god, Jakob hugged me today and it was so lovely! He's like my best friends and I tell him everything. i love him!

by yoyolololo February 6, 2013