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jafenkcret

jafenkcret (v) :- to spontaneously attack your keyboard with the intent of showing a shock or a lack of conversation
"malciuaewnf" is a Jafenkcret
as are:
"kuangfkra", "mvlramareg" and "lafniarknr"
by Smiddy91260 March 21, 2009
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Jeffey Blanket

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.
She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!
by Alienvomit33 May 25, 2016
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Jefferson

Is a guy who seems very confident, but is really not. He is very attractive, muscular, and sportive. People cannot not notice him and all his accomplishments. He sometimes seems very selfish but that is just what he portrays. He used to be so sweet and kind to everyone, but gets to caught up in being cool and liked and high school that he loses his true self. He can be very aggressive and intimidating, but he truly is just as intimidated by you.

He is very judgmental of other people but is amazed by the girls he likes. He puts them on a pedestal and never is unloyal to them even if they dont feel the same towards him. He fully expresses his feelings towards them and sometime very boldly which scares them. He breaks many hearts and his heart has been broken very few times but it breaks very hardly because of how much he liked the girl.

This happens with all his crushes. His best friend is always there for him even if taken for granted by him. One day he will meet the one girl for him and dedicate his life to her. He will meet her when he becomes his true old self. The guy whose eyes light up when he talks to you. This girl may be the very first girl he truly liked and adored. She will help him find his self again when they are reunited.
I miss the old Jefferson who was always so kind to everyone. Who is this "jeff"? Go back to being Jefferson! Not necessarily the name but who you truly are.
by Uhhhhh2300 April 13, 2020
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Jeffery Perkins

The realest you’ll ever meet from Twitter to irl. If you mess with Jeffery you mess with the gang so watch yourself 😈
Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.
by Wormdog September 17, 2020
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jefferyanity

A religion where believers would pray to their God, Jeffery Cheuk Huang Li, God of sex and anal love
I believe in ‘jefferyanity’ so i am a jefferist
by Shhsbau December 7, 2021
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jeffery woods

A guy who became the badass creepypasta now known as Jeff the killer
by CryingTylor February 28, 2020
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Faisel Jaffer

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.
I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person
by Shin Ta November 10, 2008
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