When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.
"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."
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Little Huey was chomping at the bit to be the new Jockstrap Cowboy for his High Schools Badminton team, despite his disappointment upon learning the true definition of a shuttlecock.
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Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.
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I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.
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