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Jackstand

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.
"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."
by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012
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Jockstrap Cowboy

The either open or closet homosexual who by choice collects the smelly athletic equipment from fellow male student athletes, calling himself a "trainer" or "equipment manager" as an feeble attempted coverup of his true intentions. The ultimate goal of the Jockstrap cowboy, also known as The "Jock Wrangler" and The "Sweaty Swiper" is to inhale the steamy grundle musk of his classmate's taint, bass, gouch, grundle, netheregions, basshole, and testes all at once.
Little Huey was chomping at the bit to be the new Jockstrap Cowboy for his High Schools Badminton team, despite his disappointment upon learning the true definition of a shuttlecock.
by ChiliConCarne May 27, 2010
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Bean's Jackstalk

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.
Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.
by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009
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Jackslap

a common term used by military firefighters, meaning to "dust of the bitch slap" or to "Slap you with the back of one's hand". This is commonly used from one soldier to another if someone says or does something stupid, pushes just the right buttons, or irritates another soldier.
"Soldier, I will jackslap the cowboy piss out of you if I don't get my goddamn newspaper back!"
by Bryan H. September 13, 2006
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jockstrap

underwear for males, that can look like a thong,brief, or boxer and is used to protect the males balls, and penis while playing a sport.
today after basketball practice we all through our jockstraps at the nerds.
by aeb1 October 5, 2006
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pony pecker in a jockstrap

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish
by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016
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the autozone jackstands

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.
I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.
by Sadie Enward Jr. November 10, 2021
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