Jacker's Hand

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.

Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Jacksepticeye

Jacksepticeye is a popular (partially swearing) Irish youtuber with over 20 million subscribers. He can be considered considerably loud to new audiences but once your ears are def enough your fine. Some of his fan base are intoxicated by his “egos” or characters that he makes on his channel. He and Markiplier own a clothing brand called Cloak. Jacksepticeye also does a charity live stream every month and has started to do interviews with famous celebrities.

“Oh have you heard of Jacksepticeye?”
“Yes I love him! Has he had any more ego content lately?”
“Not that I know of, but did you buy his new charity pins?”
“Oh yeah I did! It was amazing that he got up to 150000 dollars for suicide prevention!”

Or

“TOP OF MORNING DING DING DING IRISH NOISES!!!!” ... “ITS MEME TIME!” ... “LAUGH!” “BING BONG! DING DONG! SHOP SHOP! STOOOOOP STOOOP! SWOOOORRRRE... **** and ****“

by Radioactivelime October 6, 2019

whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off

"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."

by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010

Cheese-jacker

Cheese-jacker - the boss, the one who passes out the cheese. Cheese Jacking is when you pass out the cheddar (aka checks) to your employees. Cheese Jacking is also when you make money by being good at business, aka steel the cheese.

"Boss is a good cheese-jacker, he has the checks on time, every time.."
or
"Dude, we are going to make 35% on this deal, that company needs to get with it, just call me the cheese-jacker".

by Mustards12's December 26, 2013

Crack Jacker

Someone who sits in a small office smoking crack, watching porn and jerking off.

Rosindo is such a "crack jacker", I'm sick of wiping his jizz off my office chair!!

by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014

Swagger Jacker

The lowest form of human life. Essentially a personality-less bottom feeder. They don't have enough intelligence or confidence to just be themselves, so they try to suck the life out of someone who is cooler or more "fresh" than they are. Usually broke and insecure. The male Swagger Jacker more than likely suffers from baby dick disease and tries to appear cooler than they are to overcompensate. Usually the same the same type of person who will try to break you down to build themselves up. Sorry, hating on me will not make your baby dick grow. Swagger jackers come in all races, creeds, shapes and sizes. Beware, they may be amongst you right now!

Person 1: Damn this corny ass motherfucker really hates on me hard, but then goes out and copies everything I do and has the nerve to think he's cool!

Person 2: Wow, what a Swagger Jacker. Must be trying to overcompensate for his baby dick

Person 1: hahahahaha sucks to be him

by mister originality May 16, 2015

conversation hi-jacker

Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.

"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."

by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008